Within Azeroth there are many lonely hearts, so I’m here to help out. Ever wondered how to get that sexy little Gnome to notice you? Or perhaps you’d prefer a much more strong, tentacley type? Whatever your type is, I’m sure there is a line in here that could.. *cough* grab their attention.

You can’t go wrong with the classics. Trust me, crude lines may sound funny, but you’ll be leaving with many a red hand/hoof/paw print on your face.

  • “Get your cloak, you’ve pulled.”
  • “You can be my Guardian Spirit any time.”
  • “Do you use Cartographer? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
  • “You must be one hell of a Rogue because you pick pocketed my heart from across the room.”
  • “Is there a flight plan nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?”
  • “LF1M, party in my pants.”
  • “Have you just come from the Stockades? It must be illegal to look that good.”
  • “Are those trousers from Outland? Your butt is out of this world.”
  • “You’re so sweet, you’re going to put strudel out of business.”

On a small sidenote: there are some really crude and hilarious chat up lines out there! Got anymore?